T-Pain--Thr33 Ringz
Ok, for real. When I heard the title and saw the spelling I thought to myself, "Cot Dammit! This damn Myspace spelling shit has got to stop. I know I misspell a word from time to time but I will be damned if numbers are acceptable replacements for letters. My world was f-ed up enough when I started Algebra, this is just uncall
ed for and ignorant!" But I digress. Anyway, Theodore Pain hit the nail on the head with this album. A lot of people bitch and moan about him using auto-tune and stuff like that, but they are missing the point. If you don't like auto-tune, that's fine. Listen to neo-soul and don't worry about it. Timothy Pain, however, is making music to entertain and he does a damn good job at it. Its not about feeling the pain of a woman who cheated on him and relating and crying all over your keffiyeh and -ish, its about sitting back and laughin
g about that time you went out with your boys and your homie fell in love with a woman named Ferrari who was a student/dancer/actor/model who allegedly had a 3.9 GPA and could make
her buttocks clap like those little clackers with the balls that like tick one at a time.
Its about sitting car, singing "OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE!"with your eyes closed and your head back while the people in the car next to you at the light wonder if you are in excruciating pain. With that being said, Thr33 Ringz is an album full of singles and club bangers made for people to dance to and have a good time. In a day and age where R&B is hyper sexual, Hip Hop is full of fake drug kingpins and studio gangstas, Thelonius Pain makes fun, funny, music that everyone can dance to. Honestly, I could play quite a few of these tracks for like my parents and their friends (provided they were edited) and I think they would dance to it. Simply put, the album is a banger. Great features including Kanye, Weezy (enough said for most of you Weezy heads out there), Luda is back on his Word of Mouf funny flow type stuff, Ciara, Chris Brown (more on that dude later), Akon, and even Mary J. Blige and Musiq for you R&B purists out there. Now... Diddy and DJ Khaled make appearances and are counted as features but... DAMMIT neither one of them sings or raps. They just ad lib. More thoughts on those two in later posts. Tracks that stand out: Chopped n' Screwed, Freeze, Blowing Up, Therapy, Karaoke.
Now for the rating (out of 5 C's)
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Overall:©©©© 1/2
Advice: Cop it!
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