Ok... Shady Clothes just needs to go the f- away. As a matter of fact, I actually just went back and added two other clothing lines started by rappers that need to go the hell away (puts on Chris Brown auto-tune with the echo) Forever, -ever, -ever. As a rule to all rappers, if you don't dress well, don't make a clothing line. Seriously, if you have no fashion sense, don't put your name on some clothes because that opens the door for a host of other things that just aren't acceptable like... albums by rappers that can't rap (Soulja Boy) or singers that can't sing (Ashanti). You know what: here are the only rappers/musicians that are allowed to have clothing lines
Enyce
Ok, the funny thing about Enyce is that Diddy bought them which is funny because he already has a brand like that... its called Sean John. So much for diversification. Honestly, this is actually a request that Enyce not go away forever. Diddy, if you are reading this please don't make Enyce disappear like Cheri Dennis, Black Rob, Loon, Total and the countless others whose souls you have purchased and are nowhere to be found (Craig Mack). You know what would be funny, if Diddy revamped the brand and it disappeared for a while... and in like 2 or so years Cheri Dennis came out with a track with Carl Thomas and they were both rocking the new Enyce. G-Dep and Black Rob could be on the remix. I'm sure it would all be hot like... WHOA!
Some brands that don't need to go away but need to STRONGLY rethink the way they design clothes:
Blac Label: Skulls, devils, and guns on (Kat Williams voice) ev-er-ry-thang? ev-er-ry-thang... Like serious. I don't buy the shirts because I feel like I'm going to hell just for wearing it. And the jeans are WAY over priced. I can get some selvedge Levis for the price of your REGULAR ASS DENIM.
Ed Hardy by Christian Audiger: Y'all are killin' the game with the tattoo prints... and I don't mean that in no nice way. That stuff might be cool for tattoos, but its getting old. Like, if you were to stick with the simple Ed Hardy logo that would be cool... and DON'T put a big ass Ed Hardy on the butt of anymore men's jeans... I don't want any man's name on my ass.
Parish: Y'all are trying to hard. That is all.
Akademiks: I just feel bad because even Prps is like the new baby and Akademiks gets no love. Slimmer jeans and themes that aren't as extra would be a good look. And make some 32x34 jeans. Cut it out with this 32x33 business.
That's all for now. Maybe more later.
1 comments:
Hilarious and so true. I especially enjoyed the Ed Hardy logo comments. Welcome to the addicting world of blogging...
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