WOW. Just, WOW.

If I were Mike and I saw this, I wouldn't want to go on either. Todays rap is ass and now so is the Louisiana state legislature.

Really TIME Magazine???

Really TIME Magazine??? This is news (http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1906642,00.html?cnn=yes)??? "Is An Ugly Baby Harder to Love?" For real? I mean come on. Like you all know I try not to mince words, but how you gonna call babies ugly?? You can go to the site to read what they did, but basically they showed people pictures of healthy babies and sprinkled in babies with facial deformities like cleft palates and skin conditions and saw how long it took for them to skip the pictures of babies with facial deformities. These babies have deformities that are no fault of their own or their parents. How you gonna call the babies ugly? Now if its your friend and they get with that girl thats cock-eye and snaggle-toofed (snaggle-toof translation: has poor dental hygiene and could use an orthodontist) but she had a big ole' booty and... well you can fill in the rest, and they end up having a baby and the baby is cock-eyed and snaggle-gummed (the pre-cursor to being snaggle-toofed), then MAYBE you can call the baby ugly. Unfortunate is more appropriate. But TIME shouldn't be calling babies "ugly" because they have cleft palates and skin conditions. Now what would be a good piece is to see if its harder to HIRE somebody with a retarded name. That would be a great study so people would stop doing injustices to their children.

I Feel Compelled to Say...

Yung L.A. the back (and sides) of yo head is ridicolus (and not in a good way). This boy needs a mentor, some guidance, a barber with some sense, SOMETHING!

Leave It to the British

I saw this on Kanye's blog and it was really well done. Funny too.

For Those of You on Tumblr

I am now on Tumblr too (c-benjamin.tumblr.com) and all NEW Bo Jangle's stuff will show up there too as well as here.  Be on the look out for my new online project coming soon!

What up everybody. I now

What up everybody. I now can post directly from my phone for posts on the go and if I can figure out how to do video and pictures its a wrap.

I'm on a ROLL Today

This episode is a prime example of why I love Amanda Diva.  And big ups to Curt@!n$, I did not know his people were from St. Vincent.

Please Watch Until the Very End

This shit is real. Peep the IMDB and Wikipedia pages.

TV is going to hell

I was in the middle of what I believe to be a good blog post (it should show up in a few right below this post) and something came on TV and I was immediately compelled to post on this.  Apparently, the brilliant producers at BET thought that it would be a great idea to give Lil' Wayne's ex-wife Toya and T.I.'s um... homie, lover, friend Tiny a show.  I will not be watching this, but I just want to know who the hell thought this was a good idea?? Seriously. Toya and Wayne were married back when they were like 16 (not even playing) and haven't been together for YEARS.  So off the top, Wayne isn't going to be on the show that much.  Tiny and T.I. are still together, so to speak, but T.I. is in jail.  Why would I want to watch the partners and past partners of rappers?  And don't try to tell me about how they are accomplished women or some sh*t like that.  I know Tiny was in Xscape, but when was the last time you hear a hit from Xscape?  Hmm?!  There are plenty of accomplished women who they could have given a show to.  What about Jada Pinkett-Smith?? Or even better, Rashida Jones?? HMMM??? Where are the TV shows that follow these women's lives? Much in the same way that I don't want to hear rappers' sons rap, I don't want to see their ex-wives and girlfriends on TV.  Period.  What's next?  Shows profiling hype men after they get old and lonely... 

P.S.  What is wrong with Tiny's face?  Its like its made out of Silly Putty or something, like... its droopy.

Bro Mitzvah

Either this kid is going to be the face of a new generation of comedy... or we are going to turn on the TV one night and see him being escorted in handcuffs from a 7/11 for armed robbery. I can't call it. But this joint is pretty funny.

Man...

F**k Youtube! Yeah I said it. I created a slide show for my class and those dirty bastards took the audio off of it when I uploaded talking about some "copyright infringement" bullsh*t. REALLY WARNER MUSIC GROUP?!! Is that what you are on??? ANYWAY! I knew I needed to get this to the people so I took it to the streets! Rather, I took it to zshare, where you can post damn near anything and no one cares. The link is below.

http://www.zshare.net/download/615700127601b8b5/

Favorite People of the Moment: Rashida and Jada

My new favorite people of the moment are far more accomplished than their hood rat-esque names would suggest.  First off, Rashida Jones. Many of you may know her as Karen from the Office, I'm going to be real with you all, I don't even watch the office like that. I saw her on something and thought to myself, "Damn, if only I had the opportunity to meet her... I would marry her." So I hit up Wikipedia, like any other curious person hoping find some information that will lead him to the woman of his dreams via the internet would do, and SURPRISE I found out she was the daughter of none other than Quincy Jones. On top of that, she is damn near a genius, attending Harvard, becoming involved in semi-secret societies and sh*t. From there she has been involved in so many different creative endeavors I can't even begin to list them. She also is RETARDED ATTRACTIVE. Like for real. She is now on a show called Parks and Recreation. I haven't seen it... but I bet she looks fine as hell--I MEAN I bet she is funny as hell and I hope the show continues on.

To my next favorite person.

Jada Pinkett-Smith. My Lord. What can I say about Jada that hasn't already been said. She is an author, actor, producer, director, mother, and once upon a time she had a rock band. Man, she was my favorite character on A Different World. This woman has done it all and like Rashida she falls into that category of women that are RETARDED ATTRACTIVE. Now folks, I don't want you all to get the wrong idea about me. I am not some sex starved, superficial Neanderthal that can see past some perky breasts and a round butt, part of what makes these women so attractive is the fact that they are so incredibly successful at everything they do. With that being said... Jada was on 106 and Park the other day and had on this mini skirt and I swear my heart stopped.  She has a new show out called Hawthorne where she plays a chief nursing officer in Richmond, VA.  It has a decent balance of humor and drama and may be the reason I start paying for cable at my place.

If I met either one of these women in real life... I might cry. Real talk...

New Kobe and Lebron Puppets

I know there have been about 3 or 4 commercials that came before this one, but this one is probably my second favorite after the "Lil Dez" ones (minus the Lil Dez rap. I can do without that one).

Bo Jangles Live! Episode 7