Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Rick ROUSE explains himself

So we have an explanation for the "fake LV's" that the "biggest boss that we have seen thus far" was wearing on the cover of XXL.  Apparently they are customized Louis Vuitton's from Jacob "Sunglasses Pimp" Bernstein.  Mr. Ross equated it to buying a Rolls Royce Phantom and having it tricked out... I guess.  But this is like getting a Phantom and having a larger more obnoxious version of the hood ornament put on top of the roof of the car.  And I personally would question the legitimacy of someone who is referred to as the "Sunglasses Pimp" but apparently he has done shades for Jay-Z, Kanye West, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Sharon Stone, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Brad Pitt, and Usher... At the end of the day, Rick Ross is still the best ex-policeman rapper the game has seen. BOWSE!

Def Jam Contract: $5,000,000
Louis Vuitton Millionaire Sunglasses: $1,500-2,000
Fake A** LV logo on Sunglasses: $1,500
Rapping about being a gangster and a drug dealer for years only to admit that you were once a corrections officer, even though you denied it for months... then trying to pass being a corrections officer off as "hustling": Special


Zaq said...

wow!! This guy would work wonders in a college lit course. He says so much without really giving an answer... good skill to have for participation points.